- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH
♪ OH-OH-OH, OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- YOU KNOW, SPIKE, I'M GETTING A LITTLE TIRED
OF YOU ALWAYS RUNNING AWAY FROM HEATHCLIFF.
HE'S JUST A PUNY, OLD CAT, AND YOU'RE A BIG DOG.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
LOOK, SPIKE. HERE COMES HEATHCLIFF NOW.
- [GROWLS]
- THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHOW ME YOU'RE A REAL DOG
AND NOT A CHICKEN.
- EH HEH HEH. EH HEH HEH.
[GULPS]
[GROWLS]
- HI, SPIKE.
STOP IT.
YOU'RE SCARIN' ME.
- COME ON, SPIKE. GET HIM.
- [GROWLS]
- O-O-O-OH.
- YI-I-I-I!
- I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT, SPIKE.
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO PAY ATTENTION?
- [BARKING AND YELPING]
- [WHIMPERING]
- WHERE YOU GOIN', SPIKE?
THE FUN'S JUST STARTIN'.
- SPIKE, I'M ASHAMED OF YOU.
NO, I-I'M MORE THAN ASHAMED.
I'M MORTIFIED.
HOW COULD YOU LET THAT CAT LICK YOU AGAIN?
IT'S EMBARRASSING TO CALL MYSELF YOUR OWNER.
- [GULPS]
- I DON'T WANNA LOOK AT YOU AGAIN
UNTIL YOU CAN BEAT THAT CAT AT SOMETHING.
- MUGGSY'S RIGHT.
I'M A DOG, AND HEATHCLIFF'S JUST A CRUMMY CAT.
I GOTTA GET MYSELF IN SHAPE.
THAT'S WHAT.
ARRR!
- [MEEKLY] BOY, I'M REALLY LOST NOW.
I DON'T THINK I SHOULD HAVE TURNED LEFT AT THE BAKERY.
- COME ON, HEATHCLIFF, GET LOST.
I'M TOO BUSY TO BE FOOLIN' AROUND WITH YOU.
[HONK HONK]
- OOH!
[HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK]
[MEEKLY] GEE, THAT POLICEMAN WASN'T VERY FRIENDLY.
HE TOLD ME TO GET LOST.
WHY? I ALREADY AM LOST.
GEE, I CAN'T SEE MUCH BETTER FROM UP HERE.
MAYBE IF I HOP UP THERE, I CAN GET A BETTER IDEA OF WHERE I AM.
I'M AFRAID I'M REALLY LOST THIS TIME.
- [GRUNTS]
HEATHCLIFF!
- EH, HUH?
- WATCH OUT, HEATHCLIFF. HERE I COME,
'CAUSE I'M A LEAN, MEAN, CAT-PULVERIZIN' MACHINE.
SLOW DOWN, HEATHCLIFF, SO I CAN BARBELLIZE YOU.
- [MEEKLY] EXCUSE ME, MR. DOG,
BUT YOU SEEM TO HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
- DON'T TRY THAT PHONY VOICE WITH ME, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU'RE FINALLY GONNA GET WHAT'S COMIN' TO YOU.
- [HUMMING A TUNE]
AHH...
NOTHIN' LIKE A LITTLE CATNAP ON A WARM AFTERNOON.
- I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, AND I'M COMIN' AFTER YOU.
- HEY, UH, CAN'T A CAT GET A LITTLE SHUT-EYE AROUND HERE?
- SHUT-EYE?!
I'LL SHUT YOUR EYES FOR GOOD THIS TIME.
- HEY, SPIKE, YOU BEEN WORKIN' OUT OR SOMETHIN'?
LOOK AT THEM MUSCLES.
- HEY, THAT AIN'T GONNA HELP YOU ANY.
I'M STILL GONNA MURDELIZE YOU.
- OHH! EEH! OOH.
OH, MY.
- [HUMMING A TUNE]
- E-EXCUSE ME, MISS.
COULD YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO ELM STREET?
- OH, HEATHCLIFF,
YOU'RE ALWAYS JOKING AROUND.
DID YOU THINK THAT SILLY VOICE WOULD FOOL ME?
- EH-EH, B-B-BUT MY NAME IS HENRY, AND I'M LOST.
WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?
- HEATHCLIFF,
YOU'RE SUCH A CARD.
[GIGGLES]
- I'M A LEAN, MEAN, CAT-PULVERIZIN' MACHINE.
I'M A LEAN, MEAN, CAT-PULVERIZIN' MACHINE.
BRING ON HEATHCLIFF.
I'LL MURDELIZE HIM.
I'M A LEAN, MEAN, CAT-PULVERIZIN' MACHI--AH!
OH! UGH!
- LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE A LEAN, MEAN, FALLIN' MACHINE.
[LAUGHS]
- COME ON! I CAN TAKE YOU. I CAN TAKE YOU.
THIS IS STARTIN' TO GET ON MY NERVES.
- HEY, HEATHCLIFF, WE'RE GOIN' OVER
TO THAT NEW FISH MARKET ACROSS TOWN.
YOU WANNA JOIN US?
Henry: MMM. WELL, I AM RATHER HUNGRY.
OK, I'LL BE HAPPY TO JOIN YOU FELLAS.
- UH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HEATHCLIFF'S VOICE?
- MY, IT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU FELLAS
TO INVITE ME ALONG FOR A MEAL,
BUT I MUST BE ON MY WAY HOME NOW.
DO ANY OF YOU KNOW THE WAY TO ELM STREET?
[ALL LAUGH]
- WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LAUGH.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE WAY, JUST SAY SO.
- OH, HI, HEATHCLIFF.
STILL TRYING TO FIND ELM STREET?
HEE HEE HEE!
A BIG BOY LIKE YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND HIS WAY HOME.
- RAWWRR!
Heathcliff: HEY, UH, SPIKE, UH, WHAT YOU LOOKIN' FOR?
- HUH?
Henry: WHEW.
Heathcliff: WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY?
- UNH!
Heathcliff: BOO!
NOW, WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME.
HEY, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW I GET THE PICTURE.
EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE ME.
HMM.
THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
HEY, PAL, MAYBE YOU AND I CAN DO SOME BUSINESS TOGETHER, HUH?
HEY, SPIKE,
I'LL BET EVEN WITH ALL YOUR TRAINING AND WORKING OUT,
YOU STILL CAN'T BEAT ME IN A RACE.
- YOU KIDDIN'?
I'LL MURDELIZE YOU.
- WELL, UH, JUST TO MAKE IT INTERESTIN', SPIKE, OLD PAL,
LET'S RACE FOR, UH--FOR SOMETHIN'.
- WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?
- IF I WIN, YOU WAIT ON ME HAND AND FOOT FOR A WEEK,
AND IF YOU WIN-- EH, WHICH YOU WON'T--
I'LL LET YOU BEAT ME UP IN FRONT OF MUGGSY.
- OK, HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE ON.
[CROWD MURMURING]
- OK, HENRY, HERE'S THE PLAN.
YOU RUN ON UP AHEAD AND...
[WHISPERING]
AND WHEN WE WIN THE RACE,
I'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET BACK TO YOUR HOME.
BOY, THERE GOES ONE HECK OF A GOOD-LOOKIN' CAT.
- HEY, COME ON, HEATHCLIFF.
IT'S TIME TO START THE RACE.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
SEE YOU AT THE FINISH LINE, SUCKER.
EASIEST RACE I'VE EVER HAD.
- HIYA, SPIKE.
- HIYA, HEATHCLIFF.
"HIYA, HEATHCLIFF"?
HUH?
I GOT 'IM NOW!
Heathcliff: I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE, DOG BREATH.
- HUH?
[CROWD MURMURING]
[CHEERING]
- YIIIII!
I DON'T LIKE BEIN' SEEN LIKE THIS,
BUT A DEAL'S A DEAL.
- SHUT UP AND KEEP PUSHIN', SPIKEY.
Henry: HIYA, HEATHCLIFF. HIYA, SPIKE.
- HI THERE, HENRY.
- HELLO, HEATHCLIFF.
"HEATHCLIFF"?
I MAY NOT BE NO PHI BETA POOCHER,
BUT SOMETHIN'S REAL FISHY AROUND HERE.
- DOES THIS MEAN YOU AIN'T GONNA PUSH ME AROUND NO MORE TODAY, SPIKEY?
- PUSH YOU?
I'LL PULVERIZE YOU!
- AH, WELL. NOTHIN' LASTS FOREVER.
- [BARKING]
Heathcliff: HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE ONE CAT IN A MILLION.
[LAUGHS]
- AHH. HAHH.
Hector: WATCH OUT!
HEY, BOSS, WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?
- HI, GUYS.
- LISTEN, RIFF RAFF, EVER SINCE CLEO LEFT ON VACATION,
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN YOURSELF.
- OH, YEAH?
- WHOOPS.
- AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
- IT JUST MEANS
THAT WE THOUGHT A CHANGE OF SCENERY MIGHT CHEER YOU UP.
- YEAH. WE WERE JUST THINKIN' ABOUT YOU.
- THAT'S WHY WE DECIDED YOU NEED A FEW DAYS IN THE COUNTRY.
- I DON'T.
- BEAUTIFUL SUNRISES, CLEAN, FRESH AIR.
- OH, WHY NOT?
THERE'S NOTHIN' TO DO AROUND HERE, ANYWAY.
- THIS IS GONNA BE LOADS OF FUN!
[CRASH]
- YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT.
THE FRESH AIR IS NICE, AND ALL THIS EXERCISE IS TERRIFIC.
- RAWWRR!
- D-D-D-DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
- YEAH, AND IT SOUNDED PLENTY BIG TO ME.
- RELAX. IT WAS PROBABLY SOME FROG WITH INDIGESTION.
I THINK YOU OUGHT TO PUT IN ONE MORE SUPPORT.
- I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU.
- IT SURE IS LUCKY WE CAMPED CLOSE TO WATER.
- ♪ SHOO-BOP BE-DOOP
♪ BIDDLEY BEE-BOP
♪ BEH BEE BOOP BLAH LAH LAH ♪
[RUMBLING] - HEY!
[RUMBLING] - WHOA! WHOA! WHAT'S GOING ON?
- ♪ BE BAH DEE BOP
♪ BAH DO DOOP SHE BE DEE BOP
♪ SHOO BE DOOP
- RAWWRR!
- ♪ SHOO BE DEE DO DOP BE BOP BOP ♪
♪ BAH DO BEEP BEEP
- POOR WORDSWORTH.
- JUST DON'T PANIC. EVERYTHING'LL BE COOL.
- LIKE, MOMMY!
AHH!
- RAWWRR!
- L-L-LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
- I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
- IS IT DEEP ENOUGH YET?
- HEY, MAN, CUT US LOOSE.
THIS THING'S DEEP ENOUGH TO CATCH A MOOSE.
- AH, THAT'S IT.
NOW WE BETTER HIDE SOMEWHERE.
- UH, HOW ABOUT BACK AT THE JUNKYARD?
- ALL YOU GUYS GOTTA DO IS GET IN THIS TREE,
AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.
BOY, TALK ABOUT FEARLESS.
YO, FATSO!
GET OVER HERE!
HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER, LARDO? YOU TOO STUPID TO FIND ME?
- HEY, YOU OVERGROWN SACK OF FUR,
WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT AND FIGHT?
- RAWWRR!
- I GUESS THE "SACK OF FUR" LINE GOT HIM.
COME ON, CHUBBY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
- RAWWRR!
RAWWRR!
- UH-OH.
- WHOA!
RAWWRR!
- I GOT THE WHOLE THING FIGURED SCIENTIFIC-LIKE.
YOU SEE, THE COEFFICIENT FACTOR OF THE MONSTER'S WEIGHT
DIVIDED BY THE GRAVITY RATIO OF THE THREE OF YOUSE PULLING
GIVES A QUANTUM RATE OF .000.
- UH...
THAT MAKES SENSE.
- IF HE THINKS THAT MAKES SENSE, WE'RE DOOMED.
- LOOK, IT'S REAL SIMPLE.
WHEN THE MONSTER STEPS INTO THE LOOP,
YOU GUYS PULL ON THE ROPE,
AND THE MONSTER ENDS UP UPSIDE DOWN IN THE TREE.
AND, BINGO! WE GOT HIM JUST WHERE WE WANT HIM.
- YOU MAKE IT SOUND COOL,
BUT I FEEL LIKE A FOOL.
- PERFECT.
HERE HE COMES.
NOW, WHEN I GIVE YOU THE SIGNAL,
YANK THAT ROPE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT, GOT IT?
All: G-G-G-GOT IT.
- NOW!
- WHOA!
- YAAH! - WHOA!
- WE HAD HIM.
- RAWWRR!
[CRASH]
RAWWRR!
- OW! - EEH!
- OUCH! - WHOA!
- RAWWRR!
HUH?
- YOW!
- AAH! - AAH! - WHOA!
- WELL, YOU BLEW IT AGAIN.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVEN LET YOU GUYS HELP.
- W-WE'RE JUST LUCKY, I GUESS.
- UH, I AIN'T GONNA DO IT.
- I'M TELLIN' YOU
YOU'RE AS SAFE AS IF YOU WAS IN YOUR MOTHER'S ARMS.
- MY MOMMY NEVER DRESSED ME LIKE A TUNA.
[BOTH LAUGH]
- WILL YOU JUST CALM DOWN AND LOOK UP?
WHEN THE MONSTER COMES FOR YOU,
WE DROP THE NET ON HIM, AND THEN FAME IS OURS.
- CALL ME A JERK, BUT I THINK IT MIGHT WORK.
- UH, YOU'RE A JERK.
- WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE THAT THE MONSTER'S GONNA COME?
- BAIT. I'VE LEFT HIM A LITTLE INVITATION.
- CALL IT A HUNCH, BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE OUR LUNCH.
- RAWWRR!
- NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT FOOD, GUYS.
GET TO THE NET.
- UH, WHAT DO I DO?
- TRY AND LOOK TEMPTING.
- UH, HIYA, SAILOR.
- NOW!
- RAWWRR!
RAWWRR!
[ALL YELLING]
- RAWWRR!
- OH, NO!
[ALL YELL]
- IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO HANDLE THIS BIG CLOD MYSELF.
- RAWWRR!
- WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA DO WITH US?
- I TH-THINK HE'S IN THE M-M-MOOD
FOR C-C-CAT FOOD.
- AHH. MMM.
AHH. MMM-MM.
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
♪ A DOH DEE DOH
- I THINK IT'S TIME TO TEACH THIS BOZO A LESSON.
- [ECHOING] RAWWRR!
RAWWRR!
- [PANTING]
Hector: I'VE GOTTA TAKE A REST.
- AHH.
- UNH. - AHH.
- IT WAS FUN CLOBBERING THAT OVERSIZED BATHMAT.
I WISH HE WAS HERE RIGHT NOW
SO I COULD REALLY GIVE IT TO HIM.
[ALL STAMMERING]
RIFF RAFF.
- YAAH!
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
- WHOO! - WHOA WHOA WHOA!
- WHOO WHOO! - WHOA!
- RAWWRR!
- PICK UP THE SPEED. WE'RE LOSIN' OUR LEAD.
- OH, NO!
- UH, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
- JUST BE COOL AND DO WHAT I DO.
- RAWWRR!
- WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THE LAST WE'LL SEE OF HIM.
- RAWWRR!
- HEY, BOSS, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- I JUST KEEP THINKIN' HOW GREAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
IF WE'D CAUGHT THAT THING.
WE REALLY WOULD HAVE HAD THE LIFE--
WORLD TOURS, PLENTY OF TELEVISION SHOWS AND--UH-OH!
- DID I HEAR SOMEONE MENTION TELEVISION?
YOU KNOW, MY FRIENDS HAVE ALWAYS SAID I SHOULD--
I SHOULD BE IN SHOW BUSINESS.
HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE SAMPLE?
♪ HMM MMM
♪ YA BA DEE BOP, YO BA DEE BOP ♪
♪ YO BOP YO
- IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,
THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HAMMIER THEY ARE.
[LAUGHS]
HI, KIDS. PROFESSOR HEATHCLIFF HERE
IN FRONT OF THE MEDICINE CABINET
TO GIVE YOU SOME TIPS ON MAKING YOUR HOME SAFE FOR YOUR CATS.
SECURELY LOCK ALL MEDICINE CABINETS
AND THE HOUSEHOLD CLEANERS STORAGE CLOSETS.
YOU KNOW, US CATS ARE VERY RESOURCEFUL IN GETTIN' INTO THESE AREAS.
LOOK AROUND THE HOUSE. IF YOU SEE SOMETHIN'
THAT MIGHT HURT YOUR CAT, PUT IT AWAY.
- [SNARLS]
- TAKE IT FROM ME, PROFESSOR HEATHCLIFF.
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU